Archive for February, 2008

As our own Rob “Rock Me Like A” Iracane reminds … [Tbs]

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As our own Rob “Rock Me Like A” Iracane reminds us over at his new blog, baseball is coming back to TBS for 26 consecutive Sundays this season. I, for one, welcome our new TBS overlords. How much Chip Carey can you stand? [Walkoff Walk]

Baseball Season Preview: Oakland A’s [Baseball Season Preview]

Continue Reading February 28th, 2008

emilbrownathletics.jpgFor the third consecutive season, we are proud to introduce the Deadspin Baseball Season Previews. Yes, baseball is awfully close now; it’s spring training, after all.

Every weekday until the start of the season, a different writer will preview his/her team. We asked a gaggle of writers, from the Web, from print, from books, to tell us, in as many or as little words as they need, Where Their Team Stands. This is not meant to be factual, or dispassionate, or even logical: We just asked them to riff on why they love their team so much, or what their team means to them, or whatever.

Today: The Oakland A’s. Your author is Tyler Bleszinski.

Tyler Bleszinski is the editor of Athletics Nation. His words are after the jump.

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I once interviewed Billy Beane and he compared the Oakland A’s to the 80s Latin pop sensation Menudo. He said, “It is like Menudo, where guys reach a certain age and are kicked out of the band. And they go on to be Ricky Martins somewhere else.”

That was in 2006 when he said this. Never has this been truer than the offseason in 2007-2008. Beane decided to basically jettison emerging stars in Nick Swisher and Danny Haren. But he did so in hoping that this next version of Menudo would be bigger than anything he had previously constructed.

2007 was a lost season for the Oakland Athletics, but largely because they lost more players to injury than in any season in Oakland Athletics history. In fact, the 54 players used during 2007 was the second highest number in franchise history in one season. Only the 1915 Philadelphia Athletics used more players in one season. They used 56 players.

That issue, and the fact that many of the players coming back to the A’s this year had injury histories, prompted Billy Beane to accelerate a rebuilding plan for the green and gold. Three key components to the A’s are coming off major surgeries. And one has been a nonentity for the A’s for two seasons now. Eric Chavez had surgery on his back and shoulder this offseason. Justin Duchscherer and Chad Gaudin both had hip surgery. And Rich Harden is, well, he resides in the Guinness Book of World Records under “World’s Largest Question Mark.”

That led to Beane selling some of the teams’ best assets in favor of prospects who replenished the A’s system but won’t necessarily make an appearance in 2008. Nick Swisher, Danny Haren and super-sub Marco Scutaro were all traded to the White Sox, Diamondbacks and Blue Jays respectively. Mark Kotsay was also moved as well in a deal to Atlanta.

The A’s got back a bunch of players who are thought to be very high-upside prospects. In 2008, they will probably mix a few of the players they acquired. Dana Eveland is likely to be with the team and possibly Ryan Sweeney. Carlos Gonzalez has a chance to be a part of the team as soon as opening day if he can make a splash in spring training. And Brett Anderson could also see some time with the team this year.

But for the most part, the A’s will be going with basically what’s left over on their roster in 2008. And that’s not necessarily a bad thing, because Beane kick started the extreme makeover mid-season last year. Gone was light-hitting and expensive catcher Jason Kendall in favor of youngster Kurt Suzuki. Gone was oft-injured Milton Bradley in favor of Travis Buck. Dan Johnson wound up essentially being pushed aside for phenom Daric Barton. Mike Piazza got injured and wound up being replaced at DH by Jack Cust. Cust, Suzuki, Buck and Barton are going to be the foundation of an offense that has the potential to be significantly better than 2007. If Steve Austin, ahem, I mean Eric Chavez finally got what has ailed him for several seasons fixed, he could also be a key to the offense actually having some life this season after several years of a sludge-like offense. If Gonzalez lives up to expectations and becomes a regular, then the A’s should have the makings of a pretty damn good offense over the next few seasons. They also picked up some experience in Mike Sweeney recently so he should be a good right-handed stick if he can manage to somehow avoid the DL.

The biggest question marks with the A’s this season will be with the rotation.

Joe Blanton may or may not start the year with the team. His name is making the rounds on the rumor circuit right now, and it wouldn’t be surprising to see him dealt for a package similar to what the A’s got for Swisher. Beane doesn’t really do rebuilding in a half-assed fashion, so seeing Blanton traded for a package of young players wouldn’t shock anyone.

The aforementioned Justin Duchscherer will be making the transition from bullpen to starter, which shouldn’t be a big transition for him because he was an excellent starter in the minors before becoming one of baseball’s best set-up men. The question becomes, can he stay healthy pitching all those innings after hip surgery in the offseason? He’s also had a myriad of back issues.

Chad Gaudin was a huge surprise last season making a similar transition. He was dominant in the first couple of months in the season only to fall off a cliff later in the year which was likely the result of his injury. Beane once told me that he felt like Gaudin had the best arm in the organization behind Rich Harden. And he’s still young. He’ll turn 25 the day before the season opens in Japan against the Red Sox.

Harden is the eternal question mark. He recently went on the record saying that he felt as though his injury issues were exacerbated by someone in the A’s organization that basically encouraging him to try and pitch when he wasn’t fully healthy. Of course, he didn’t mention whom that person was. Harden allegedly followed his own rehab path this past offseason and claims that he is 100 percent healthy for the first time in several years. Whether that translates to more than 10 starts this year is anyone’s guess. But obviously his presence makes the A’s a much more formidable team in the scope of the AL West.

The fifth spot in the rotation is up for grabs. Dan Meyer, Lenny DiNardo, Dana Eveland, Kirk Saarloos and a bunch of other guys who’ve made cameos in the spot before. My bet is that Eveland will emerge as the fifth starter.

As for the bullpen, it actually shapes up pretty nicely with Andrew Brown (came over in the Bradley trade), Alan Embree, Huston Street and, believe it or not, former A’s closer Keith Foulke is back in the mix. The A’s have enough solid arms in the pen along with whatever pitchers don’t make it as the fifth starter to be a decent collection of relief. It won’t be the best pen in baseball, but it looks more solid than people think. Especially if Foulke is truly healthy and back in form the A’s will essentially have three pitchers who have the ability to close games (Embree showed he is up for the task last season when Street was out for an extended time).

The 2008 A’s will feature a lot of young and unproven players like Buck, Barton, Chris Denorfia (who came over in a deal and was injured for the year), Suzuki, Eveland and Gonzalez. And Beane is probably not done dealing. Street and Blanton could also be dealt to set the team up for future dominance and its move to Fremont, California.

There are so many unknown quantities for the A’s. Will Harden be healthy for a full season and if he is, does that make him really attractive trade bait as well? Will Blanton and Street be dealt and if they are, do the A’s get some players who could help immediately? Will the A’s young guns like Buck and Barton take the leap forward most expect? Will Duchscherer, Chavez and Gaudin be fully healthy? And will the A’s continue to have to use the DL more than any other team in baseball?

That’s a lot of questions that need positive answers in order for the A’s to be anything other than AL West cellar dwellers in 2008. But stranger things have happened. The best thing about the A’s is that with all the moves that Beane has made, you just know that the team will rise to the top of the MLB again in the very near future and this time, it appears like the team will be great for a very long time. Fortunately, the same can’t be said about Ricky Martin and the rest of Menudo.

Congress Decides That It’s Time … For The Comfy Chair! [Roger Clemens And You]

Continue Reading February 28th, 2008

clemenstexas.jpgI know that this isn’t the favorite part of your day, but it must be done: Here’s your Roger Clemens update. Noting direct contradictions in testimony given by Clemens to a congressional committee in a private hearing on Feb. 5 and at a public hearing on Feb. 13 regarding steroids, congressional leaders have asked the Justice Department to consider a possible perjury investigation. Henry Waxman (tenting fingers): “Release the hounds!”

In a letter sent Wednesday to Attorney General Michael Mukasey, House Oversight and Government Reform Committee chairman Henry Waxman and ranking Republican Tom Davis said Clemens’ testimony that he “never used anabolic steroids or human growth hormone warrants further investigation.”

Clemens’ former trainer, Brian McNamee, who claimed under oath that he injected the pitcher with HGH, is not expected to undergo further investigation.

“We didn’t think Roger Clemens was telling the truth,” Waxman said. “We feel it’s important for (the Justice Department) to take a special look at this (and) see if any laws were violated. It’s going to be up to them” whether Clemens will be prosecuted.

So, this is a long way from being over, kids. And despite your protests, you know you want it.

Congress Wants Justice To Investigate Clemens [MSNBC]
Hey Federal Government, Can I Just Burn My Money Instead? [Cousins Of Ron Mexico]
Steroids and the Government — The KB High Horse Rides Again [The KB]
Congress Removes Cushions, Sends Dogs After Clemens [Mind Rite Sports]

Bill Belichick Knows Where Lesbians Love [Bill Belichick]

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belichickSpirit.jpgAt long last, a prominent pro sports coach has come out of the closet in a nationally- … wait, what? Sorry. Scratch that. While Bill Belichick is the cover boy for this month’s issue of Boston Spirit, the city’s premier gay magazine, the mag’s publisher points out that his photo was just picked more or less at random. Wives, he’s all yours again!

From The Boston Herald:

Hopefully Belichick will get a kick out of the headline next to his grumpy puss: “Where Lesbians Love.” We certainly did! The Evil Genius, sporting his shiny barber smock in the photo, really isn’t the focus of the Spirt cover story. Sadly. He’s just a prop to illustrate the piece that asks the age-old question: “If one of Boston’s professional athletes announced he was gay would his team and the fans rally around him?” The answer: Yes, if he’s a Tom Brady-caliber playmaker. No, if he’s an underperforming bench-sitter. This is Boston after all.

It should interest you to know that of all the Boston-area pro teams, none would even talk to the magazine for the story except for the Boston Cannons of Major League Lacrosse. I assume that’s a men’s league.

Think Bill Belichick Will Get Into ‘Spirit’ Of Things? [The Boston Herald]
Where Lesbians Love [Losers With Socks]

Welcome To Levitra Field, Home Of The Cubs [The Name Game]

Continue Reading February 28th, 2008

cubssale.jpgSo, much grumbling today over the latest blasphemy in Chicago: Owner Sam Zell says he “wouldn’t hesitate” to sell the naming rights to Wrigley Field. Of course our friend Mariotti is all in a sweaty panic over this, which kind of makes me think it might be a good idea. But then I’m not a Cubs fan. Here’s a great take on the issue from Rumors and Rants.

From the Sun-Times:

“Wrigley is an obvious world-wide icon and Wrigley Field is world-wide known. But, in the world of economics, when I bought the Tribune, I didn’t get a discount because I wasn’t going to use the naming rights that field represents,” Zell said in an interview on the CNBC program “Squawk Box.” “Perhaps the Wrigley Co. will decide that, after getting it for free for so long, that it’s time to pay for it.”

Zell then chased reporters off his lawn with a rake.

Speaking as a Giants’ fan who watches the team change its stadium name every season, I’m numb to this. But for you Cubs’ fans, here’s the inevitable petition site to save the Wrigley Field name.

The Tribune Vs. Chicago [Chicago Sun-Times]
Zell Says He Won’t Hesitate To Sell Wrigley Field Naming Rights [Chicago Sun-Times]
Go To Zell, Assface [Rumors And Rants]
Save Wrigley Field [Care2 Petition Site]

Stephon Marbury Should Be A Professional Prognosticator [New York Knicks]

Continue Reading February 27th, 2008



SLAM Online originally featured this video, featuring Tracy Jordan’s Stephon Marbury’s reaction to the Knicks signing of Zach Randolph. Worked out well for everyone; that excitement, man, it’s contagious.

It’s particularly amusing in the wake of the great Zach Randolph “possession.” How young we were back in July 2007 … how little we knew!

(Actually, we all knew. Except for Stephon. And Isiah. We’re sure Zach knew, though.)

R.I.P. Myron Cope [Myron Cope]

Continue Reading February 27th, 2008

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Beloved Pittsburgh Steelers broadcaster Myron Cope died today at the age of 79. We asked Mondesi’s House to put together a retrospective.

Steeler fans around the world will be hanging their Terrible Towels at half mast today, as legendary broadcaster Myron Cope passed away at the age of 79. Cope was the Steelers’ color commentator from 1970-2004 and became the first pro football broadcaster to be elected to the National Radio Hall of Fame in 2005.

Best known for his catchphrases, Cope had many of them: There was “Mmm-Hah!”, “Okel Dokel” and his most famous, “Yoi!” (often “Double Yoi” or “Triple Yoi” in a moment of great excitement). In addition to being the creator of the Terrible Towel in 1975, Cope also fancied himself at the nickname game, popularizing “The Bus” for Jerome Bettis and creating “Slash” for Kordell Stewart. His radio show was also credited with making the phrase “Immaculate Reception” a household term. Think of his as a more likable version of Chris Berman, sans YouTube videos and “You’re With Me, Leather” stories.

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As much as Steeler fans will miss the playful side of Myron, it’s the serious side that will leave an equal void. Cope’s son Daniel was born with autism and has battled it his entire life, confined to an institution that can fulfill his special needs. So in 1996, Cope made the decision to contribute his ownership of the Terrible Towel trademarks to the Allegheny Valley School, a Pittsburgh institution that provides care for more than 900 mentally and physically disabled individuals. Proceeds from towel sales have helped raise over $1 million for the school.


Football is always taken a little too seriously in Pittsburgh, so when the voice of 35 years no longer walks among us, trust me, it is a huge loss. And while the Steelers family has suffered numerous losses in the last few years (most recently Ernie Holmes), Cope’s death would probably rank as the biggest loss since the passing of founder Art Rooney in 1988. Although I was only 11 years old at that time, I can remember The Chief’s passing being treated with the same reverance as the death of a pope. Expect something along those lines for Cope.

I realize that I’m known for a sarcastic take on Pittsburgh sports, but in all honesty, I’m having a hard time showing anything but sadness when discussing this news. Yes, he was goofy and he was schticky, but he was our goofy and schticky guy. He was a Yinzer through and through. He epitomized the city of Pittsburgh and connected with the vast majority of Steeler Nation. His nasal delivery, his nicknames, his catchphrases…they would all be looked at as pure filler today. But somehow he was able to pull it off, and for 35 years at that.

His influence on the Steelers and pro sports in general cannot be discounted. Yes, the Terrible Towel was a gimmick, but now it’s copied on some level (and poorly, I might add) by countless teams during a playoff run. And at least Myron’s version is doing some good for people.

Our city has a lot going on right now. We have a college basketball team with an RPI of 26 who’s knocked off Georgetown and Duke. We have a Stanley Cup-contending team who just picked up a hired gun for the stretch run. But despite all of that, today the legendary Myron Cope will get his much-deserved final turn in the spotlight. We’ll miss you, Myron.

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The Super Bowl Commercial They Wouldn’t Let You See [Delis Are Hilarious]

Continue Reading February 27th, 2008



Can’t decide if this is great or merely interesting, but my dog liked it a lot. Here’s a Bud Light commercial that was supposed to have been shown during the Super Bowl, but was banned by the FCC. Found this over at BostonSportz. It’s new to me, anyway.

We have that same conversation here at Deadspin almost daily.

Cut The Cheese [BostonSportz]

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