Goalpost Shenanigans [Witch!]

Continue Reading November 18th, 2007

Once again we have to give thanks the indispensable Awful Announcing. Here is video evidence of Phil Dawson’s witchcraft. I’d burn him at the stake, but I might need him in the fantasy playoffs…and I really can’t afford another felony conviction.

Lakers Star Kobe Bryant traded to the Chicago Bulls

Continue Reading November 18th, 2007

For all ya’ll Kobe Bryant fans, check this out.

We all know Kobe Bryant has demanded for a trade even before the 2007-08 NBA basketball season began right? Well, apparently, Kobe was finally traded to the Bulls and it has somewhat, one ‘’very interesting'’ stipulation.

After weeks and weeks of anticipation the entire city of Chicago was put through, waiting for the Kobe Bryant deal to come to fruition, Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant agreed to be traded to the Chicago Bulls after Bulls GM John Paxson agreed to rename Kobe as… get this… Michael Jordan.

‘’The Bulls are ecstatic to announce that we’ve traded for Kobe Bryant today,'’ Chicago Bulls general manager John Paxson said. ‘’Rather I should say, the Chicago Bulls have traded for Michael Jordan.'’

The Bulls sent forwards Tyrus Thomas and Andres Nocioni along with guard Ben Gordon to the Los Angeles Lakers in exchange for the player now formerly known as Kobe Bryant. And by special arrangement as part of the deal, the ‘’new'’ Michael Jordan will keep all his stats as Kobe Bryant (both as the No.8 and No.24 versions…) as well as the stats of the first Michael Jordan.

Confused? Let’s just put it this way. This Michael Jordan, by the time he retires, already had a career the NBA’s best can only dream about. Michael Jordan version two will join teammates Luol Deng and Ben Wallace as they try to bring the title back to…

Ricky Williams returns (again?) for the Miami Dolphins

Continue Reading November 18th, 2007

Right now, Miami is losing options to win games, in ANY LEAGUE.

When Dwyane Wade returned to the Miami Heat, the city of Miami thought they’ll win the moment Wade returned to the court. They lost to Seattle 104-95.

And as pathetic that has become at this point of the sports season, the city of Miami again is hoping they’ll start winning, this time in the 2007-08 NFL football season with Ricky Williams making yet another comeback bid for the 0-9 Miami Dolphins.

You read it, the junkie is making another attempt to play for the Miami Dolphins in the NFL. Ricky Williams was scheduled to fly to South Florida for a physical and to meet with new Miami Dolphins head coach, Cam Cameron.

‘’I want to see where he is, and also let him know where we’re headed, and we’ll go from there,'’ Miami Dolphins head coach Cam Cameron said.

You wanna’ let him know where the Miami Dolphins are headed this season? Jeez… One only has to look down their toilet to know that. He he… Of course, they’d do anything to win a game and it won’t matter where Ricky Williams is or where the Miami Dolphins are at this point of the season. The Dolphins and Ricky need each other and maybe, just maybe, they’ll stop…