Archive for July 21st, 2007

Blog Show No. 16: ‘You Talked Over My One-Liner’

Continue Reading July 21st, 2007

This week’s show started slowly/awkwardly but picked up, naturally, when we began talking mustaches a few minutes in. You be the judge, and watch out for Bog Man Dan really wanting to discuss lip fur, me mistaking Bake McBride for an ex-Royal (which he was not), shout outs to Mr. Skin, our sexual proclivity for mascots, confusing Bon Jovi with G ‘n’ R and, of course, me stepping all over the Steinzian one-liners. Enjoy, and remember we’re having a viewing party of sorts for Blog Show XVII.




T-Shirts: Gem Mint and DNP (thanks, MoHut!)

Dan’s Artisanal Cheese of the Week: Colby Jack

My YouTube of the Week: ‘This Would Get Me Watching More Golf’


Topics and Sites Mentioned: MLB Mascot Brackets [Home Run Derby], Borat Appears at Tour de France [Deuce of Davenport], That Dog Could Kick Your Bike’s Ass [Deadspin], Tomo Romo’s Heart Will Go On [Deadspin], Mike Tyson Got Fat [With Leather], If Barry Bonds Was an Animal [Winning the Turnover Battle], Vote for the Best Sports Mustache of All-Time [American Mustache Institute], True Love: David Beckham’s Hand [Kickette], Alyssa Milano Makes a New Friend [Deadspin], D-Mac’s Ride Makes the Haters Come Out [EDSBS], etc., etc.

Other Quotes Considered for the Headline Here: ‘Thanks For Not Calling Me the Fruit,’ ‘Some Guy Whose Name I Forget,’ ‘I Had More to Say About That,’ ‘Numerous Nipple Slips,’ ‘We Fit in That Furry Category, ‘It’s Been a Long Day For Me’ and ’I'd Like to Talk About Mustaches More Next Week’ (Ed. note: Lots of Steinz this week.)


Other Sites Featuring Blow Show No. 16:


HRD Blog Show 16 [Home Run Derby]
Look Mom! I’m on TV! [Red Sox Monster]
Last But Certainly Not Least [100% Injury Rate]
Blog Show XVI [The Dude Abides]
Blog Show 16 [The Bench Warmer]
Look for Jesse Jackson to Mobilize the Rainbow Coalition [With Leather]
Blog Show 16 [Nyjer Please]
Blog Show XVI [Deuce of Davenport]


Previous episodes of Blog Show:


1: ‘Colossal Failure’ | 2: Sackridin‘ Dirty | 3: ‘Be Sad’ | 4: ‘No Bedding’ | 5: ‘Gluing of Pubes | 6: ‘That’s What She Said’ | 7: ‘Jeffrey Sebelia‘ | 8: ‘Your Drunken Goat’ | 9: ‘Phallic Symbology’ | 10: ‘That Gets a Ding’ | Best of: ‘100-to-1 Odds’ | 11: ‘Objectifying Cheese’ | 12: ‘Pig Anus’ | 13: ‘The Balls’ | 14: ‘Hiatus’ | 15: ‘The Dude’


Note: Blog Show is on the talking picture box Fridays at 6 p.m. as part of Washington Post Live, airing Monday-Friday from 5-6:30 p.m. on Comcast SportsNet in the D.C.-Baltimore region and also on washingtonpost.com. Subscribe to Blog Show’s YouTube feed and pepper the Blog Show inbox.

Daily Closer: My VORP Is Phenomenal

Continue Reading July 21st, 2007

beckett.jpgEverything was clicking in Boston last night and Terry Francona’s jaw was no exception. The Red Sox pounded Chicago 10-3 despite a botched (non) homerun call by the umpires leading to Francona’s righteous ejection. The Red Sox were led by another dominant performance by Josh Beckett. He struck out ten flailing Chicagoans on his way to joining C.C. Sabathia in the 13 win club. All four umpires are now being investigated by the FBI.

Abe Froman will soon be Sausage King of Milwaukee Although they didn’t go head-to-head the surging Cubs were able to pick up another game on the division-leading Brewers. Chicago’s bats came alive against Brandon Webb, even Jacque Jones got a couple of hits! Milwaukee managed to lose to the San Francisco Old Guys even though “You-Know-Who” (Omar Vizquel) failed to hit the ball over the fence. Oh yeah, Barry Bonds could be joining Michael Vick in Indictmentville sooner than you may think. Obviously this is all W’s fault (the president, not the hotel).

It Putz the Lotion On Its Skin Miguel Batista was all over the place but it really seems to work for him. The wild Mariner picked up his tenth win for Seattle. JJ Putz came on to shut the door on the fledgling Blue Jays for his 29th save in a row.

My fantasy team has a higher .OPS than your fantasy team Suck on that.


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