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Filed under: Nintendo Wii, Sports, Video
The top slot on YouTube is occupied by the DIY-erless Wii sensor bar video that we’ve already covered today, so we’re sliding down to number two. Although the video tells us something we already know — Wii-motes love to fly out of hands due to shoddy wrist straps and break things — we love their Zapruder film-esque replay of the alleged event over and over. While people haven’t started duct-taping these to their wrists yet, Nintendo can expect a brisk business in replacement straps sales.
That’s where the real money lies in these consoles, and we’ve finally uncovered the bitter truth. Check out the video after the jump while you scrounge for strap change.
Continue reading Today’s hottest game video: Wii-mote plus sweaty hands = SMASH
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Continue Reading November 24th, 2006
Filed under: Nintendo Wii, Sports, Video
The top slot on YouTube is occupied by the DIY-erless Wii sensor bar video that we’ve already covered today, so we’re sliding down to number two. Although the video tells us something we already know — Wii-motes love to fly out of hands due to shoddy wrist straps and break things — we love their Zapruder film-esque replay of the alleged event over and over. While people haven’t started duct-taping these to their wrists yet, Nintendo can expect a brisk business in replacement straps sales.
That’s where the real money lies in these consoles, and we’ve finally uncovered the bitter truth. Check out the video after the jump while you scrounge for strap change.
Continue reading Today’s hottest game video: Wii-mote plus sweaty hands = SMASH
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SPONSORED BY: Age of Empires III - Real-Time Strategy Game Control a European power on a quest to colonize and conquer the New World. AOE3 introduces new gameplay elements, as well as new civilizations, units, and technologies. http://www.ageofempires3.com/
Continue Reading November 24th, 2006
Filed under: Nintendo Wii, Sports, Video
The top slot on YouTube is occupied by the DIY-erless Wii sensor bar video that we’ve already covered today, so we’re sliding down to number two. Although the video tells us something we already know — Wii-motes love to fly out of hands due to shoddy wrist straps and break things — we love their Zapruder film-esque replay of the alleged event over and over. While people haven’t started duct-taping these to their wrists yet, Nintendo can expect a brisk business in replacement straps sales.
That’s where the real money lies in these consoles, and we’ve finally uncovered the bitter truth. Check out the video after the jump while you scrounge for strap change.
Continue reading Today’s hottest game video: Wii-mote plus sweaty hands = SMASH
Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments
SPONSORED BY: Age of Empires III - Real-Time Strategy Game Control a European power on a quest to colonize and conquer the New World. AOE3 introduces new gameplay elements, as well as new civilizations, units, and technologies. http://www.ageofempires3.com/
Continue Reading November 24th, 2006
Filed under: Nintendo Wii, Sports, Video
The top slot on YouTube is occupied by the DIY-erless Wii sensor bar video that we’ve already covered today, so we’re sliding down to number two. Although the video tells us something we already know — Wii-motes love to fly out of hands due to shoddy wrist straps and break things — we love their Zapruder film-esque replay of the alleged event over and over. While people haven’t started duct-taping these to their wrists yet, Nintendo can expect a brisk business in replacement straps sales.
That’s where the real money lies in these consoles, and we’ve finally uncovered the bitter truth. Check out the video after the jump while you scrounge for strap change.
Continue reading Today’s hottest game video: Wii-mote plus sweaty hands = SMASH
Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments
SPONSORED BY: Age of Empires III - Real-Time Strategy Game Control a European power on a quest to colonize and conquer the New World. AOE3 introduces new gameplay elements, as well as new civilizations, units, and technologies. http://www.ageofempires3.com/
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Various reports have claimed that Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals coach Dennis Green will be fired by the team at the end of the season, a move that at this point seems so wholly obvious that it’s kind of strange they’re waiting until the end of the year. Hey, why wait, ya know? He’s already provided us all the press conference fun we’re gonna get.
Typically, the Buzzsaw brass has denied they’re firing Green, a statement that’s yet another full-frontal assault on the non-existent Buzzsaw fan base. But that’s not all; the reports — again, denied by the team, because Dennis Green in no way has lost grasp on what he’s doing, nope — claim that the top choice to replace him is Steve Mariucci, the only guy who, at the end of his tenure, seemed to have less idea what was going on than Green currently does.
We still have a feeling they’re gonna end up with Mike Martz. Just feels right, for some reason.
Dennis Green’s Ass Crowned With Walking Papers [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
Cardinals Deny They’ve Decided To Fire Green [Chicago Tribune]
Continue Reading November 24th, 2006
Various reports have claimed that Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals coach Dennis Green will be fired by the team at the end of the season, a move that at this point seems so wholly obvious that it’s kind of strange they’re waiting until the end of the year. Hey, why wait, ya know? He’s already provided us all the press conference fun we’re gonna get.
Typically, the Buzzsaw brass has denied they’re firing Green, a statement that’s yet another full-frontal assault on the non-existent Buzzsaw fan base. But that’s not all; the reports — again, denied by the team, because Dennis Green in no way has lost grasp on what he’s doing, nope — claim that the top choice to replace him is Steve Mariucci, the only guy who, at the end of his tenure, seemed to have less idea what was going on than Green currently does.
We still have a feeling they’re gonna end up with Mike Martz. Just feels right, for some reason.
Dennis Green’s Ass Crowned With Walking Papers [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
Cardinals Deny They’ve Decided To Fire Green [Chicago Tribune]
Continue Reading November 24th, 2006
Various reports have claimed that Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals coach Dennis Green will be fired by the team at the end of the season, a move that at this point seems so wholly obvious that it’s kind of strange they’re waiting until the end of the year. Hey, why wait, ya know? He’s already provided us all the press conference fun we’re gonna get.
Typically, the Buzzsaw brass has denied they’re firing Green, a statement that’s yet another full-frontal assault on the non-existent Buzzsaw fan base. But that’s not all; the reports — again, denied by the team, because Dennis Green in no way has lost grasp on what he’s doing, nope — claim that the top choice to replace him is Steve Mariucci, the only guy who, at the end of his tenure, seemed to have less idea what was going on than Green currently does.
We still have a feeling they’re gonna end up with Mike Martz. Just feels right, for some reason.
Dennis Green’s Ass Crowned With Walking Papers [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
Cardinals Deny They’ve Decided To Fire Green [Chicago Tribune]
Continue Reading November 24th, 2006
Well, at least there’s one good thing about playing for the Raiders, says Warren Sapp. When you’re 2-8, no one poisons your food. Sapp used our most hallowed food-related holiday to reminisce about the time that, when he played for Tampa Bay, someone tried to take him out like a KGB spy. And he’s blaming Eagles fans, of course.
“You get your food poisoned,” Sapp said at Raiders headquarters. “They don’t want you out there on Sunday. You don’t think about it. It just got crazy. I know it’s real, especially in Philly, come on.”
Sapp said that one time at a restaurant in Philadelphia, when their food arrived he switched plates with a teammate, and that night the teammate “was throwing up all the way to New York.”
Sapp, who joined the Raiders before the 2004 season, said he has not had food poisoning after leaving Tampa Bay. “I’ve been good out here on the West Coast. I guess they’re more liberal out here.”
Ha, schizophrenia is always fun. But we do have to commend Sapp for bringing back the classics.
Sapp Says Tampering of NFL Players’ Food ‘Real’ [MSNBC]
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