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Mixed Martial Arts— Ultimate Fighter Ratings Up Slighly, But Still Lower than Previous Seasons
by Ivan TrembowOriginally Published on MMAWeekly
The fifth episode of The Ultimate Fighter 4 drew a 1.2 overall rating on Thursday, September 14th, w…
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We snagged the broadcast (from Friday) for those of you who missed it.
Dave got a good dig in at the Cavs. Bron was fine, although the MJ story was came off as too rehearsed. Have a great Sunday…we have an appointment with a Mamba? crew and a certain inflatable person, although we may have time for a quick something in the morning.
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We don’t think we’ve ever even poked fun at MJ - the man was too big a shadow over our entire childhood.
But whatever - these pics were fun, and we’re a fun guy, and stories about Tiger Woods’ wife’s fake naked pictures are fun. Everything’s fun.
Again, the operative word here is fun. If one day you happen to stumble upon this, Michael - it was all about fun. Just like it was when this all actually happened. Documentary.
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Filed under: Microsoft Xbox 360, Sports, TGS
We first tried our hand (har har) at the main game. With our middle and index finger we moved around our bubbly player, and our thumb moved between A and B buttons. To our knowledge, the shoulder buttons serve no purpose — that, or they weren’t needed to return the serves.
After that we moved on to water sports. The Jet Ski minigame (image after the break) is a simplified Wave Race. You move between yellow and red buoys trying to stay in between in order to earn boosts, which is not hard to do as the buoys are widely spread apart. Again, our fingers used the joystick to turn. This time, A is accelerate and B moves the camera in front of you so you can stare at the player’s other assets to make sure no one is tailing you. Because of the buttons’ respective placement, we could simply lay our thumb down on both A and B at same time, saving us the effort of having to win the race in order to gaze longingly into the racer’s exaggerated cleavage.
Controlling your character takes about as much effort as fast forwarding through dialogue on a Skinemax film, which is only appropriate. DOAX2 fails as a game, but passes admirably as an interactive wet dream.
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Continue Reading September 23rd, 2006
Filed under: Microsoft Xbox 360, Sports, TGS
We first tried our hand (har har) at the main game. With our middle and index finger we moved around our bubbly player, and our thumb moved between A and B buttons. To our knowledge, the shoulder buttons serve no purpose — that, or they weren’t needed to return the serves.
After that we moved on to water sports. The Jet Ski minigame (image after the break) is a simplified Wave Race. You move between yellow and red buoys trying to stay in between in order to earn boosts, which is not hard to do as the buoys are widely spread apart. Again, our fingers used the joystick to turn. This time, A is accelerate and B moves the camera in front of you so you can stare at the player’s other assets to make sure no one is tailing you. Because of the buttons’ respective placement, we could simply lay our thumb down on both A and B at same time, saving us the effort of having to win the race in order to gaze longingly into the racer’s exaggerated cleavage.
Controlling your character takes about as much effort as fast forwarding through dialogue on a Skinemax film, which is only appropriate. DOAX2 fails as a game, but passes admirably as an interactive wet dream.
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SPONSORED BY: Age of Empires III - Real-Time Strategy Game Control a European power on a quest to colonize and conquer the New World. AOE3 introduces new gameplay elements, as well as new civilizations, units, and technologies. http://www.ageofempires3.com/
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