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Shootors Make Weight For 7/21 Korakuen Hall Card

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All fighters for tomorrow’s Shooto event at Korakuen Hall have weighed in.

Some were able to make weight a little easier than others. Late replacement Clayton Guida weighed in at 70.3 kilograms initially, and then 70.1 kilograms, before making the 70.0 limit on his third attempt. Guida, who took the fight on less than a week’s notice, stated that he is always prepared to fight, and he hopes to have his hand raised tomorrow. His opponent Yusuke Endo, who came in at 69.9 kilograms, said he was eager to fight again in Shooto, and hoped to put on a great fight with Guida.

Up and coming 60 kilogram fighters Hiroyuki Tanaka and So Tazawa came in at 59.9 and 59.7 kilograms respectively. Both men had high hopes for their new Class A careers, as Tanaka said that this time, he came with teammate Junji Ikoma, but he hopes that he can win, so next time he fights, he will return to Korakuen Hall alone. So Tazawa said that he must show his strength in the ring, and show why he gave up “the salaryman’s life” to pursue a career in Shooto.

Twice adversaries Junji Ikoma and Masatoshi Abe tipped the scales at 56.0 kilograms and 55.8 kilograms respectively. Both men said that while they’ve fought twice before, they know that they’ve both become different fighters in the last three years, and look forward to squaring off again in the ring tomorrow.

The returning former 60 kilogram king Ryota Matsune weighed in 100 grams over before making weight. Of his opponent, 2005 rookie champion Takeya Mizugaki, Matsune said that he was a serious opponent for a return bout. He said Mizugaki was both powerful and skilled, but that it simply meant he would have to fight his hardest. Mizugaki, who weighed in at 59.7 kilograms, said simply, “Everyone thinks I will lose tomorrow. But I will win. I want to knock him out.”

The 66 kilogram catchweight in the bout between 65 kilogram ace “Lion” Takeshi Inoue and American Top Team up-and-comer Cole Miller was thought to benefit the American, who is used to fighting at the weight as the North American standard for the weight class. However, it was the champ who needed the extra kilogram, as while Miller came in at 65.8 kilograms on the scales, Inoue weighed in at 66.6 kilograms, and then 66.2 kilograms, before making the 66.0 kilogram limit on his third try. Miller, who noted that he had no trouble making weight, said that he admired the striking skills of “Lion”, but that he came to Japan in order to win. The champion Inoue was jovial about his weigh ins, and stated that while Miller is much taller than his usual opponents, his gameplan will not deviate from his usual striking tactics.

65 kilogram championship hopefuls Kenji Osawa and Akitoshi Hokazono both made weight on their first tries. The always low key and low profile Hokazono, who tipped the scales at 59.9 kilograms, said that both he and Osawa had paid their dues in Shooto, and he would control the bout of elder statesmen. Osawa, who weighed in at 59.8 kilograms, said that tomorrow, he would carry out the bout successfully. Osawa said that when he fought Hokazono two years ago, he was unaware of Hokazono’s skill. “I was finished in the blink of an eye,” said Osawa, “But this time, I’m stronger.”

Official Weigh In Results:

Yoshiki Noguchi (Paraestra Sapporo) - 69.5 KG
Yoshihiro Koyama (Paraestra Matsudo) - 69.7 KG

Takayuki Kobe (ALIVE) - 56.0 KG
Takuya Mori (Paraestra Sapporo) - 56.2 KG ? 56.0 KG

Kazuya Tamura (Mach Dojo) - 60.0 KG
Teruyuki Matsumoto (Shooting Gym Osaka) - 59.7 KG

Daisuke Ishizawa (Paraestra Sapporo) - 65.0 KG
Hiroshi Nakamura (Tokyo Yellow Mans) - 65.0 KG

Yusuke Endo (Gokita Gym) - 69.9 KG
Clayton Guida (Hellhouse) - 70.3 KG ? 70.1 KG ?70.0 KG

So Tazawa (GUTSMAN Shooto Dojo) - 59.7 KG
Hiroyuki Tanaka (Chokushinkai) - 59.9 KG

Masatoshi Abe (Abe Ani Combat Club) - 55.8 KG
Junji Ikoma (Chokushinkai) - 56.0 KG

Ryota Matsune (Paraestra Matsudo) - 60.1 KG ? 60.0 KG
Takeya Mizugaki (Shooting Gym Hakkei) - 59.7 KG

Takeshi Inoue (Shooting Gym Yokohama) - 66.6 KG ? 66.2 KG ? 66.0 KG
Cole Miller (American Top Team) - 65.8 KG

Akitoshi Hokazono (Freelance) - 59.9 KG
Kenji Osawa (Wajyutsu Keisyukai A3) - 59.8 KG

Crymson and Sustain Present Professional Shooto
July 21st, 2006
Korakuen Hall
Tokyo, Japan
Doors Open: 17:00
Fights Start: 18:00

Tentative Fight Card (Card Subject To Change):

2006 Shooto Welterweight Rookie Tournament Semifinal
Class B, 70 KG, 2R 5M
Yoshiki Noguchi (Paraestra Sapporo) vs. Yoshihiro Koyama (Paraestra Matsudo)

2006 Shooto Featherweight Rookie Tournament Quarterfinal
Class B, 60 KG, 2R 5M
Kazuya Tamura (Mach Dojo) vs. Teruyuki Matsumoto (Shooting Gym Osaka)

2006 Shooto Bantamweight Rookie Tournament Quarterfinal
Class B, 56 KG, 2R 5M
Takayuki Kobe (ALIVE) vs. Takuya Mori (Paraestra Sapporo)

2006 Shooto Lightweight Rookie Tournament Semifinal
Class B, 65 KG, 2R 5M
Daisuke Ishizawa (Paraestra Sapporo) vs. Hiroshi Nakamura (Tokyo Yellow Mans)

Class A, 70 KG, 3R 5M
Yusuke Endo (Gokita Gym) vs. Clayton Guida (Hellhouse)

Class A, 60 KG, 3R 5M
So Tazawa (GUTSMAN Shooto Dojo) vs. Hiroyuki Tanaka (Chokushinkai)

Class A, 56 KG, 3R 5M
Masatoshi Abe (Abe Ani Combat Club) vs. Junji Ikoma (Chokushinkai)

Class A, 60 KG, 3R 5M
Ryota Matsune (Paraestra Matsudo) vs. Takeya Mizugaki (Shooting Gym Hakkei)

Class A, 66 KG, 3R 5M
Takeshi Inoue (Shooting Gym Yokohama) vs. Cole Miller (American Top Team)

For The Vacant Shooto World Featherweight Championship
Class A, 60 KG, 3R 5M
Akitoshi Hokazono (Freelance) vs. Kenji Osawa (Wajyutsu Keisyukai A3)

Joe Roganism…

July 20th, 2006

Training Camps Get Weird

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Before I go away ’til Tuesday (Shenandoah River, meander before me!), here are excerpts from Sportings News’ NFL Training Camp “Special Preview Double Issue.” They question one player from each team about all-access stuff that most fans love to know about. Unfortunately, Clinton Portis, Chad Johnson and Samkon Gado were unavailable for comment, but here are five quotes that had to be shared with the 98% of you that don’t read Sporting News anymore now that everything is fresher and cheaper on the internets…




“Najeh Davenport (Green Bay) – Best prank: My rookie year they had some tape laid on the ground from my locker to the bathroom stall. I was supposed to follow that tape. It happened after that “incident.”




That woman looks like she knows what Najeh (No. 19) did and does not approve.




Warrick Dunn (Atlanta) – Worst hygiene: Nobody can top Warren Sapp, at least that’s how it was when I played with him. He wanted to go out there and be as funky as possible so nobody would want to touch him.


Channing Crowder (Miami) — Most disgusting thing you’ve seen: Some guys just pee down their leg out there practicing. Hell, I do it.


Daylon McCutcheon (Cleveland) – Strangest eating habits: Gary Baxter eats his sandwiches with a fork.


Shaun Alexander (Seattle) — Most disgusting thing you’ve seen: When Grant Wistrom soiled Robbie Tobeck’s bed. I can’t talk about it. It was sickening.”



What Tobeck did to deserve that I have no idea, but I thank Alexander for sharing and can only hope that Sporting News gets dirt from Wistrom next year. Now it’s off to the river for tubin’, drinkin’, fishin’, etc. See ya soon, and remember to tune into SBL Monday as my brother will be hosting and Ozzie Smith, Will Carroll and others will be guesting. Should be fun. Oh, and thanks to all those who have sent well wishes regarding the passing of my friend Bob Wooldridge. It is appreciated.

Training Camps Get Weird

Continue Reading July 20th, 2006

Before I go away ’til Tuesday (Shenandoah River, meander before me!), here are excerpts from Sportings News’ NFL Training Camp “Special Preview Double Issue.” They question one player from each team about all-access stuff that most fans love to know about. Unfortunately, Clinton Portis, Chad Johnson and Samkon Gado were unavailable for comment, but here are five quotes that had to be shared with the 98% of you that don’t read Sporting News anymore now that everything is fresher and cheaper on the internets…




“Najeh Davenport (Green Bay) – Best prank: My rookie year they had some tape laid on the ground from my locker to the bathroom stall. I was supposed to follow that tape. It happened after that “incident.”




That woman looks like she knows what Najeh (No. 19) did and does not approve.




Warrick Dunn (Atlanta) – Worst hygiene: Nobody can top Warren Sapp, at least that’s how it was when I played with him. He wanted to go out there and be as funky as possible so nobody would want to touch him.


Channing Crowder (Miami) — Most disgusting thing you’ve seen: Some guys just pee down their leg out there practicing. Hell, I do it.


Daylon McCutcheon (Cleveland) – Strangest eating habits: Gary Baxter eats his sandwiches with a fork.


Shaun Alexander (Seattle) — Most disgusting thing you’ve seen: When Grant Wistrom soiled Robbie Tobeck’s bed. I can’t talk about it. It was sickening.”



What Tobeck did to deserve that I have no idea, but I thank Alexander for sharing and can only hope that Sporting News gets dirt from Wistrom next year. Now it’s off to the river for tubin’, drinkin’, fishin’, etc. See ya soon, and remember to tune into SBL Monday as my brother will be hosting and Ozzie Smith, Will Carroll and others will be guesting. Should be fun. Oh, and thanks to all those who have sent well wishes regarding the passing of my friend Bob Wooldridge. It is appreciated.

“Indictment? What Indictment? Let’s JAM!”

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As it becomes clear that Barry Bonds will indeed not be indicted today, with the possibility it could still happen hanging out there, we can look forward to a few more weeks of will-he or won’t-he? The parlor game often distracts from the real story, and the real story, we can proudly say, was Bonds’ inexplicable postgame interview yesterday, in which he decided to watch Bobby Brown’s “My Prerogative” on “The Tyra Banks Show.” We’re not sure what’s more amusing: Watching the deeply unhip Bonds “jam” as another chance to needle reporters, or the sad looks on the beat reporters, standing around, waiting for Bonds to quit jerking them around, wondering why they had ever chosen this sad career in the first place.

Bonds Won’t Be Indicted Thursday [Forbes]
Bonds/Tyra Banks/Reporters [CBS-5]

The Return Of Portis’ Head

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portishambrgerthing.jpgWe supposed part of us should be depressed by the news that Clinton Portis is taking his strangely brilliant “characters” from last season’s Redskins press conferences and using them to shill for the NFL Network, but we can’t quite summon up much outrage. Honestly? We’re just happy to see the characters back at all.

We are actually big fans of the outfit seen there on the left. It’s the perfect Portis combination: Random (is Portis really into ’70s rock T-shirts?), classy (loving the Sen. Paul Simon bow tie), cutting (in the utopia of his brain, A-Rod would absolutely love to wear his hair like that) and, ultimately, philosophical (who among us has not wondered what we will do with this crazy hamburger called life?). Portis can do commercials for cyanide, as far as we’re concerned, and we’ll watch them and even be more likely to buy the product.

Coach Janky Spanky’s Back [Saved By The Blog]
The Final Wake Of Southeast Jerome [Deadspin]

Exit, Stage Right

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For the record, we would have done the same thing: Here’s a video that’s old, but has never appeared here, of pitcher Masanori Ishikawa of the Yakult Swallows, plunking former American major leaguer Tony Batista of the SoftBank Hawks in a Japanese League game. When it appeared that the rather imposing Batista was charging the mound, Ishikawa made his decision and made it quickly; to head for the hills.

When it became apparent that Batista was just taking the long way to first, and had no intention of harming anyone, Ishikawa returned sheepishly to the mound. His expression here is priceless actually; his embarrassed delight only surpassed by the announcers working the game. We’re pretty sure that we would still be running.

(Thanks to the fine gents at Kissing Suzy Kolber for pointing this out to us. Those guys are on a roll; somebody put some pants on that kid!)

Shea Hillenbrand wants to adopt yo ass

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Shea Hillenbrand.jpgRemember Shea Hillenbrand? The guy who took the high road and called Red Sox GM Theo Epstein a “faggot” for trading him? The guy who likes monkeys? The guy who adopts kids and wants congratulations for his accomplishment? The guy who when not complimented for adopting kids lashes out at his current team, causing them to promptly release him? Yeah. That guy. He’s awesome.

Listen, we understand it’s a big deal when adopting a kid. When we heard that the Blue Jays didn’t set aside a special night at the Rogers Centre for his feat, we were highly offended. Hello? Ever think of Shea Hillenbrand adopts-a-child night? Shea would legally adopt the first 3000 kids under the age of 14 that get in the ballpark. Then they would get on a bus and be taken away from the families forever. How is that not a win-win situation for everyone involved?

Our boy Adam over at the Hater Nation agrees with us whole-heartedly. And when two of the most powerful minds in the history of the world agree on something, you as a reader should probably take notice. Just like you should pay attention to prominent national sports magazines because they are never wrong.

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