The Vikings’ owner likes the sexing
Continue Reading February 24th, 2006
Who wants to have sex with this?
After a year in which Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback Daunte Culpepper had a horrific year, capped off by a catastrophic knee injury that left his knee looking like this, he finally received good news yesterday. Owner Zygi Wilf phoned Culpepper to relay the good news. That got us to thinking – Zygi Wilf? Wtf?
First of all, Zygi reminds of zygote, which reminds us of goat, which reminds us of goatse. And if you got that joke, you’re one sick mofo. However, luckily for you, we can help. For our free email that tells you how to use the phone book to look up a local psychiatrist in your area, please send cash or money order to:
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However, the eighth part of our mystery is still unsolved. What does the “W” stand for in Wilf? Everyone knows what Milf means, and we’ve already documented that Matt Leinart’s had a Gilf before. Our only logical conclusion is that “W” stands for “Warhead.” But that just seems dangerous. Perhaps the “W” stands for “Trongsa,” although we’ll be the first to admit that that makes no sense whatsoever.
