Men Who Watch Figure Skating?
Continue Reading February 28th, 2006
…are certainly not watching for the “Artistry”. Guaranteed.
Archive for February, 2006
Ask the Slouch
Continue Reading February 27th, 2006
These are 23 (more) facts, tried and true, about watching basketball on television:
1. Steve Francis and Stephon Marbury in the Knicks backcourt make about as much sense as Carl Lewis singing the national anthem at the All-Star game.
2. Walter McCarty singing the national anthem at the All-Star game makes about as much sense as Charles […]
YAYsports! has seen Vince Young’s Wonderlic Test
Continue Reading February 27th, 2006
With all this chaos surrounding NFL prospect Vince Young scoring a 6 on the Wonderlic Test, we’ve been desperate to get on our hands on a copy of it. Not just a copy of the test mind you, but a copy of Vince’s. Well, we did it. We could only get out with a scan of part of it, but that’s enough to make some sort of judgement on whether this score is legit.
Btw, that’s chalk he did that with, which is really hard to do with paper. Give the man some credit for something.
Cheerleaders Injured In Police Chase
Continue Reading February 26th, 2006
It’s like right out of the movie, Bring It On: an open container of alcohol, a suspended driver’s license, a concealed weapon, no auto insurance, one van, six cheerleaders and their coach, and one big car chase. (Read)
The World?s Most Flamboyant Referee
Continue Reading February 26th, 2006
No really. He’s really flaming.
Watch this video, it’s hilarious: The Flamboyant Ref.
Gay Soccer Players Revealed
Continue Reading February 26th, 2006
The last few weeks, the British soccer world has been ablaze with rumors about two gay Premiership players who apparently filmed themselves having sex with each other (and apparently have raunchy orgies with other men quite often). Their identities have apparently been determined:
As reported in the News of the World last week, the Premiership idols at the centre of a gay sex scandal are part of a gang of players who regularly take part in debauched romps, we can reveal today.
The week prior, News of the World told how two stars—an England international and a multi-million-pound midfielder — used a vibrating mobile in an obscene sex game. (Read, More)
The Adventures of the Brazilian Bobsled Team
Continue Reading February 26th, 2006
The Brazilian bobsled team finds out the hard way that sledding on your heads is, in fact, slower than sledding right side up. (Read)
The Vikings’ owner likes the sexing
Continue Reading February 24th, 2006
Who wants to have sex with this?
After a year in which Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback Daunte Culpepper had a horrific year, capped off by a catastrophic knee injury that left his knee looking like this, he finally received good news yesterday. Owner Zygi Wilf phoned Culpepper to relay the good news. That got us to thinking – Zygi Wilf? Wtf?
First of all, Zygi reminds of zygote, which reminds us of goat, which reminds us of goatse. And if you got that joke, you’re one sick mofo. However, luckily for you, we can help. For our free email that tells you how to use the phone book to look up a local psychiatrist in your area, please send cash or money order to:
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However, the eighth part of our mystery is still unsolved. What does the “W” stand for in Wilf? Everyone knows what Milf means, and we’ve already documented that Matt Leinart’s had a Gilf before. Our only logical conclusion is that “W” stands for “Warhead.” But that just seems dangerous. Perhaps the “W” stands for “Trongsa,” although we’ll be the first to admit that that makes no sense whatsoever.
