Calling all Seahawk fans!

February 18th, 2006

We want you to shut upSeattle fans, can’t get enough of blowing the Super Bowl? Do you like to replay the only Big Game you’ve ever played in, in which you held the opposing QB to a 22.6 rating, yet you still somehow found a way lose, over and over again in your head? Well fret not, for you can come out and support your beloved Seahawks in the Waste-Your-Time-Rally. There are plenty of good spots still available!

The main purpose of the get together is to show your support for the Sealevels and the reigning NFL MVP, Shaun Alexander. Because Seattle still hasn’t re-signed him. A curious move considering that last off-season they did the exact same thing, forcing him to sign a one-year deal because no one else wanted him. However, obviously these rally coordinators know better than the Seahawks’ coaching staff. Surely, Alexander must be the best back in the league.

Not to mention the fact that they have T-shirts! Hellz yeah! Only 15 mofo-ing dollars, mofo! It is imperative that you purchase one of these quality tees because as Rule 1.5 in Section 4.2 of the NFL Rulebook version 3.14b states:

Money raised at rallies via T-shirt, sweatshirt, pennant, or team condom sales can be used to re-sign free agents, and will not count against the salary cap for the team in question.

So as you can see, if you love the ‘hawks, you need to get to buying. Before it’s TOO LATE!!!

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